beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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GUYS DO NOT GO TO MICROSOFT.COM

ceasepool:

oddbagel:

IF YOU SEE A MESSAGE TELLING YOU TO UPDATE AND IT SENDS YOU TO MICROSOFT.COM, IMMEDIATELY TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. MICROSOFT.COM IS A HACKING WEBSITE AND THEY WILL STEAL YOUR PASSOWRDS! PLEASE I’VE ALREADY HAD MY LIFE RUINED BY THE MICROSOFT VIRUS! DO WHAT YOU MUST TO BE SAFE AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

spread this like fuckihng wildf

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sherlockedbadwolf24601:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

madlypond:

#CRYING #OMFG #YOU KNOW THIS MEANS THAT AT ONE POINT #THE DOCTOR MUST HAVE WALKED IN ON THEM DOING SOMETHING ~NAUGHTY #AND THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE A RULE ABOUT THE BEDROOM

how much do you want to guess it was like 4AM on Christmas morning

"Amy! Rory! Wake up! There’s presents and cookies and OHMAHPRECIOUSBOWTIEWHATAREYOUDOING"

this post wins the internet

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crucialpizza:

NOW

IS THE TIME

FOR ME TO RISE


are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

IT GOT BETTER

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gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

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i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

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portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

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fallenangelandpie:

theseweirddreams:

This just happened on my dash. Not ok.

I tried to press reblog on the first one.

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yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

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